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//ooc; I think I’m gonna scoot off to bed, I feel like crap. Now my throat hurts too ugh


nardobe asked:
-plays with kittens in his yard-

Hears a commotion outside and pokes his head out of the window to observe Naruto and what looks like four kitten crawling all over him.

"Oi, what are you doing?"

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charmingfatality asked:
"Don't ew at me, you know you love me." Konan makes a face when he voices his playful disgust, giving his hair a tug with her fingers as punishment. She smiles then, his excitement in moving was contagious. Really, she was just happy he wouldn't be living here anymore, she thought he deserved a lot better. "If you need any help with moving, I'd be happy to help. Should you tell Madara?" She questions thoughtfully, a bit concerned that she hadn't heard from him lately.

He playfully swats at her hands, “Oi, not the hair!” His hair is untamed as it is without Konan’s help. “Madara? I will tell him when I can get hold of him. There must be bad signal or something where he is because none of my messages have been returned and when I try to call it goes straight to voicemail.”

It is troubling but there is little he can do. Madara is a private man and he said he had personal business to attend to.


godofsenju asked:
< "Suck my dick." // IDK IM SORRY

ne-ne-naruto:

godofsenju:

hibernalonyx:

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"My mouth is already occupied and I don’t want splinters." 

 

"The age of consent was 16 when I was in office. Has this changed?"

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"I don’t give a damn about no ‘age of consent’," he screeches, shielding Sasuke with his body.

"Do not mack on Sasuke!!!

"Ladies, ladies please. There’s plenty of ‘chia to go around."


ne-ne-naruto:

"Separation anxiety?" Naruto says sullenly, though the words aren’t mocking at all. Two weeks was always a trip, even when he had no one to say good bye to.

"We’ve been separated for much longer than that, remember? We can handle this fine. It’s a B rank, by the way, and Shikamaru’s coming along." His presence during the mission most definitely means it’s of a diplomatic kind. While Naruto can’t fully disclose the details, that amount will suffice.

"Tch, no!" Sasuke rolls his eyes and averts his gaze before smiling sheepishly. "Maybe a little.. I will have to take the full brunt of the the girls solo however. I don’t need to tell you this but be safe? No reckless impulse actions. I want you back in one piece."


Anonymous asked:
What about Kagami?What do you remember about him?

"Unfortunately, there is little I can remember of Kagami. I saw him on occasion, speaking with my father and sometimes Itachi. He seemed like a pleasant person and from what I’ve heard he too held the the protection of the village close to heart."


ne-ne-naruto:

"Who the hell do you think you’re talking to?” Regardless, Naruto still winds up striding over to the Uchiha. 

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"Whaaaat?"

"I heard you’re going on a two week long mission." Is all he says, pulling the blond onto his lap. "This will be the longest we’ve been separated since Hana…"


neh-neh-naruto asked:
< "Walk around in high heels for the whole day." He throws a pair at him. "I got Sakura to approve. Do it, teme."

"I’ll break my ankles. You can’t be serious."


"Naruto, get your orange-clad butt here."


charmingfatality asked:
< "Brush and play with my hair, and tell me I'm pretty."

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"Are you trying to get me thumped?" He chuckles, reaching for a paddle brush and running it through Konan’s silky tresses. "You are very pretty - for a girl." He snorts. "… And you hair smells nice."